I’m bummed. Really freakin’ bummed…….and for a pretty heavy reason – literally.
I stepped on the scale and came to a horrifying realization….I’m like over a hundred pounds overweight! I stepped on one of those health-tells-you-your-ideal-weight scales many moons ago, and for my size and build I should weigh about 185 pounds. I’m well over that, so I really gotta do something drastic. No, I’m not desperate enough to do that gastric bypass thing, since that has been determined to be risky and pretty much a stupid thing to do, so I have to do the next sensible thing – start really watching what I put into my body……you know…..turning to healthier stuff.
It’s funny how when you go shopping, the healthier stuff is always priced higher than the fattening stuff. You think it’s a conspiracy by the food producers to keep the populace…….FAT, or something? I kinda think so myself. Well, it’s time to get cracking, get motivated, and actually start DOING something about this!
Yes, boys and girls…..the ShockQueen is going on a self-induced diet. It’s gotta be done….and done……NOW.