I have been an extremely industrious devotee this year.
In May, I rammed a ship into you (sorry Cthulhu!) (-1000 points). In October, I made a burnt offering to the Dead Dreamer (100 points). In January, I wore an Elder Sign (-10 points). In September, I burnt my copy of the Necronomicon (-75 points). In December, I recruited mistress_mau as a new cultist (30 points). Yesterday, I stopped mistress_mau from defiling Lovecraft’s grave (-20 points).
In short, I have been very bad (-975 points) and deserve to have my body used as a host for one of your servitors.
Your humble and obedient servant, shockqueen
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