Today was the day – I got Duke Nukem Forever. This was the game that sat in developer purgatory for 12 years, and is out now. Normally, I don’t shell out for collectors’ editions, but the “Balls Of Steel” edition was too good to pass up.
If you are a hard-core gun gamer fan who plays Gears of War 3 or Halo on an uber-huge screen in deathmatch mode, you may not enjoy this game. It’s not about being modern – it’s about being DUKE – in all his irreverent glory! I remember the older games, and this one brings out the bawdy best.
OK, so the graohics aren’t the most modern, and it’s not pimped out like some others……but how many have doors that open to “koochy koochy koo” or let you buff up your ego meter by taking a piss? It’s a game that lets you release your inner dirty-mind teenager and go at it with som aliens while saving the babes.
I give it 5 whacks to an alien’s nut sack – *WHACK!!* – out of 5…..right in the jewels.